Girlie the Jejemon

I just have to post this!

The other day, while I was paying for Anika's new bottle nipples in Rustan's, I received a text message from Girlie:

"te, san pla keu n0w, nsa sm u v?h.. Bk4 4m4n pwd p0wh keu mkli n6 grb6e b46.. L4 n4 kc ml46y4n n6 bsur4 thnks"

=>v@l3nt!Ne<=

o=j0$hL3Y=o

%4-Ev3r%

WTF?! I know!! Super jejemon ang Girlie! Ang hirap basahin, and mind you, there are more difficult messages to read that she has texted to me before. Share ko sana kaso nabura ko na sa phone ko. And what's that tagline that comes after the message, right?!

Well, buti na lang jejemon din yung cashier sa Rustan's so she interpreted it for me.

CASHEIR: Ma'am kung nsa SM ba daw kayo, bili kayo ng garbage bag kasi wala na daw kayo malagyan ng basura.

Ooohhhhh...

Then when I got home, I her what the message after her main text was.

GIRLIE: Ah wala yun Ate, signature text yun. Codename namin.

Nyerk! May ganun?! Jejejeje!