Balik Alindog Project ni Mommy Fleur

Aminin natin mga bakla, we love it when we receive compliments especially regarding our fez and yung ka-sexihan natin. Right?! By this I mean, we love it especially coming from the people we love -- mga wasweet, jowa, husbandry, etc ganown.

Ako personally, I'd rather hear one sincere compliment from the one I love than hear 10 compliments from somebody na wapakels ko naman. 

Imagine my irritation at Alvin nowadays. Deadmadela sa beauty ko.

Example #1:

Nakwento ko na ba sa inyo when I had my haircut recently at Tony and Jackey? Halos magka-stiff neck na ako kaka-wagayway ng ulo ko para mapansin niya pero keber ang lolo niyo.

ME: Kita mo ka. You didn't even notice something different with my hair.

When he looked at me, I saw confusion, then fear then hopelessness.

ALVIN: Nagpakulot ka Babe?

'Nyeta yan.

ME: Ewan ko sayo!!! Dalawang taon na ako kulot noh!!!!!!

Example #2:

I lost a total of 12 pounds already since start of this year. Marami yun mga bakla. Mahirap gawin yun. 

One night, while Alvin was watching TV, I wore pekpek shorts and fitted sando tapos nagpalakad lakad ako in front of him.

ALVIN: Babe, pumirmi ka nga. Nahihilo ako sayo eh.

Bwiset.

Change strategy.

I stood within his line of sight, placed my hands on my waist and (kunyari), I was watching TV too.

ALVIN: Babe, excuse me po. Di ko makita yung TV.

I gave up. How dense can he get?!

Is there a seminar out there for dense husbands like mine? Kung wala, ako na lang. Ako na lang ang magpapaseminar sa mga asawa niyo.

Tips for Husbands: Complimenting your wives

1.) Compliment your wife regularly. As in like every other day. Make sure it sounds sincere.

2.) If you can't find something to compliment her about, maghanap ka.

3.) Compliment her face. Say something like she looks blooming that day. Or she looks prettier now than the first time you met her. Take note, mas maganda. Ibig sabihin, maganda na siya dati pa. Ngayon, mas maganda pa.

4.) Compliment her figure. Ask her if she has been exercising kasi she looks better now. If she's on the heavy side, tell her better talaga may laman ang girls kasi may pwedeng pisil-pisilin. Never make her feel na may mas sexy pa sa kanya sa mundong ito. It helps na manyakin niyo ang mga asawa niyo every now and then. Yung nanggigigil. We would act like we don't like it pero deep inside, kilig na kilig kami.

5.) Hug from behind and say I love you.

Like I said before, tingnan niyo, after that for sure, mas sasarap pa ulam niyo.

Hehehe.

Anyways back to Sombrero, ewan ko ba. Dense lang talaga siguro. Bahala siya sa buhay niya.

Here's what I wore last Tuesday and yesterday:

Top: from a bazaar; Pants: Giordano; Shoes: Charles and Keith; Necklace: For Hailey and Accessories by Five; Watch: Casio

Dress: Top Shop; Shoes: Charles and Keith

And yes, you might have seen this post in my IG =) This is a Thermatone machine. It helps you tone your muscles in a specific area. I'm having this done in my abdomen area. Ang tamad ko kasi magsit-ups mga muthers. I try to run at least once a week pero sit-ups, di ko kaya. Therefore, I'm having this treatment at the R Locsin Skin Wellness Clinic. You'd be surprised, hindi siya expensive kaya inavail ko na.

Parang niyuyugyog ang kalamnan mo niyan. Vibration to the highest level. At first, it was ticklish pero later on, I got used to it. Sabi nila one session of this is equivalent to 300 to 500 sit-ups! Mantakin mo yan?! I can't even do 10! 

While I was having the treatment, ka-chika ko si ateng technician. I was telling her na paano kaya yun, liliit nga yung tummy ko pero what happens to the skin. She said na ang maganda daw dito sa Thermatone is that it tones also the skin. Less saggy siya even if nawala na ang mga fats sa tummy area mo.

Bongga lang.

Right after the 45 minute treatment, I saw results agad. I sound like a commercial ano? Pero it's true mga bakla! I swear. 

 

I promise I'll do a before and after shot so I can show you the results =) Pero girls and guys, you can't rely on this ha? When you have this treatment, don't expect na papayat ka talaga without diet. Sinasamahan dapat ito ng proper diet plus other exercise. 

I'm so excited to show the results to you!!!!

The Balik Alindog Project is now in full blast!

Boom!