Hindi ako buntis!!!

One time, we saw our wedding ninong in the mall. Alvin and I went to him to say hi.

Alvin & Me: Hi Ninong! How are you na po? *big smile*

Ninong: Oh hello guys! How are you na?

Ninong looks at my tummy.

Ninong: Oh Nana, congratulations! Are you --? (he meant if I was pregnant already)

Me: (while my smile is frozen to my face with gritted teeth) No Tito! I gave birth na po last April pa.

..awkward pause..

Ninong: Wow congratulations.

Me: Hehe thanks po.. Sige po Tito, una na po kami..

THEY ALWAYS THINK I'M STIL EFFIN' PREGNANT!!!

I'm starting to get used to it already. Deadma na ako sa mga ganyan. But during our flight back to Manila from Iloilo, I reached my boiling point! We were already boarding, when the guy taking our boarding passes said:

"Sir, blah blah blah.. She needs to sign a form." Then started rummaging some papers behind him.

There was a bit of commotion because we were holding the line and there were a lot of people behind us.

ME: Huh? Ano daw?

ALVIN: Excuse me?

BOARDING PASS GUY: Ah sir, I was asking if Ma'am's expecting because she needs to fill up a form.

ME: I am not pregnant! Mataba lang ako!! Mean person!

I grabbed our boarding pass from him and walked away trying to tuck my tummy in with all dignity that I could muster. Leche. I can sense Alvin trying to control his laughter behind me.

ME: Bakit ganun? Lagi nila sinasabi na mukha pa din akong buntis. =c

Hubby hugged me and said, "Hindi babe.. Ano gusto mo balikan ko?! Sira ulo yun ha! Awayin ko yun!"

Che! Ang plastik!

I badly need to start dieting. As in start right now.