Alvinism

I love my hubby so much. He's so funny sometimes, nakakaloka na. So, this morning after he dropped me off at the office, I got inspired to write about his "Alvinisms"

One day, we were strolling inside Greenbelt 5 he suddenly said to me:

Alvin: Babe, sige na buy na your cracks. (Pointing to a store)

I was like, "Ha, what cracks?!" Then I saw where he was pointing to.. "Ahh.. CROCS yan babe.." =)

Alvin: Parehas din yun! Ano ayaw mo?!

Fleur: Hindi... joke lang.. Cracks nga eh! Lets go!

Hahaha

One time naman, I was so sad about something. He was trying to comfort me..

Alvin: Wag ka na ma-sad babe.. Bibilhan na lang kita ng couch.

Fleur: Eh meron na tayo eh..

Alvin: Ha? Hindi... Yung bag na gusto mo..

Fleur: Babe, COACH yun, hindi couch!

Alvin: Parehas din yun!

*pouts lips*

Then this morning, we were listening to 89.9 radio station on our way to the office. Mojo Jojo was making taray about something

Alvin: Siguro, etong si Mojo Jojo, primavera to.

Fleur: Primavera? baka prima donna babe?

Alvin: Oo yun!

Haha! Ginawang computer program ang dj! Kaloka!

Then while we were making kwentuhan,

Alvin: Alam mo ba babe, nagalaga ako ng kalapati dati? Mga seven yun..

Me: Talaga? Ang dami naman!!

Alvin: Konti nga lang yun eh. Yung kapitbahay namin mga 20 to 30 as in nagcuculture talaga sila.

Me: Baka nagbebreed ng kalapati babe..

Alvin: Ay oo.. Breed pala

Ginawang bacteria ng asawa ko ang kalapati haha!

Funny noh? We are like that everyday, masisiraan ka talaga ng bait!

Pero my friends, bawal asarin si Alvin about this when you see each other ha! Baka magalit at patigilin ako magblog! Ako lang ang pwede mangasar dun! *big grin on my face*

Sorry for those who cannot understand this blog. I decided to write it in verbatim because it wouldn't be as funny if I translate it na to English =)

Have a nice week everyone! Love! Love! Love!