Sobrero Sitcom: Ka-Lydia In The House + The Original Cast

Ka Lydia is my mother-in-law. She's such a warm, sweet and funny lady. I should've jotted down all her hirits ever since. Maloloka kayo. I realized that only now when we were at the house blessing of my brother-in-law's house. We were hanging around their living room when one of Alvin's cousins noticed that the main door had so many door locks.

COUSIN: Ang dami namang lock nito!

KA LYDIA: Oo, abot kasi from outside the window yung pinto nila. Kaya pinaglalagayan nila ng DEADBOL.

ME: Ma, dead bolt po.

KA LYDIA: Ayun na nga.

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One day, she commented to me:

KA LYDIA: Nana, masarap pala yung manok sa BON JOVI ano?

ME: Baka Bon Chon, Ma?

KA LYDIA: Ayun na nga.

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Out of nowhere, I received this text from Wowa:

WOWA: Natutulog sana ako. Nagising ako sa lakas ng hilik ko. Now ko lang nalaman na naghihilik pala ako at least pag tulog. Hehehe.

ME: Omg. I'm so blogging that! Hahaha!

WOWA: Gaga!

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Yesterday, I received a call from a very distraught Wowa.

WOWA: Nanaaaaa! Where are you?! Omigod. I'm driving now and blah blah blah blah. Then now hindi ko na makita eye glasses ko!

ME: San mo nilagay?

WOWA: I don't know! Tumatanda na nga ako siguro!

ME: You should have another pair kasi para pagnawala yung isa, may nagagamit ka pa.

WOWA: I know noh. Kaso bente mil ang isa nun. Grabe naman kung bumili pa ako ng isa pa!

ME: Eh bahala ka. Lagi mo naman nawawala!

WOWA: Nasayo pa ba yung isa kong salamin. Ihatid mo naman please sa akin! Omigod! It's raining realy hard! I can't see anything now!

ME: Sige po tomorrow morning, ihatid ko. Ingat ka.

WOWA: Thanks bye.

After 5 minutes, she called me up again.

WOWA: I found it! I was sitting on it the whole time! Balu-baluktot na! Omigod. Tumatanda na talaga ako.

ME: Lagyan mo kasi ng alarm yan para tutunog pag hinanap mo.

WOWA: Che!

=D

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GIRLIE: Ate tingnan mo ito! Anika where's your NEEE!

Anika touched her knee.

GIRLIE: No Anika! Neee!!

Anika touched her knee again.

GIRLIE: No di ba? Neee! Tulad nung kanina. Neee!

Anika was so confused then she touched her neck.

GIRLIE: Yehey! Very good Anika!

Ah, she was saying neek pala. No wonder isang confused baby ang anak ko. Lol!

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ME: Anika, what did you learn in school today?

GIRLIE: Tinuruan sila Ate ng roles ng mommy and daddy! Anika, who goes to work?

ANIKA: Tatay!

GIRLIE: Who cooks your food?

ANIKA: Nanay!

GIRLIE: Who cleans the house?

ANIKA: Nanay!

GIRLIE: Who fixes the bed?

ANIKA: Nanay!

ALVIN: Patay tayo diyan.

Ummm.. I think I have to talk to the teacher ano? Hehe.

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Alvin was making his usual litanya about the future boys of Anika.

ALVIN: Hay naku talaga! Bawal na bawal ligawan yang si Anika. Hindi din pwede kausapin ng kahit sinong boys!

JEKJEK: Napaka-disadvantage mo talaga kuya!

GIRLIE: Mali! Anong disadvantage?! Advantage!

ALVIN: Anong pinagsasabi niyo diyan?

GIRLIE: Yung ano kuya, masyadong maaga pa.

ALVIN: Advanced. Advanced yun.

=)

Happy weekend everyone!