Sombrero Sitcom: Ang Pagbabalik

The four of us (Alvin, me, Girlie and Jekjek) were talking about chickens one night. Meron daw kasing normal na chicken and there's this native chicken. The native chicken (which I haven't tasted yet) is good for tinola daw. Di ko lang alam paano napunta ang topic sa sabong.

ALVIN: Ang masarap talaga eh yung talunan na manok.

ME: Yung natalo sa sabong?

ALVIN: Oo!

ME. Yuck. Bakit masarap yun?

ALVIN: Masculado eh.

ME: Anong lasa nun?

ALVIN: Eh di manok. Alangan namang maglasang duck yun! Yun naman ang pekeng duck!

Hahahaha!

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GIRLIE: Ate, parang lumiwanag yung mukha nung yaya ni Gabo ano?

JEKJEK: Onga. NagMemeralco siguro siya.

"Lumiwanag ang buhaaaayyy!"

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I was in the toilet, doing my thing, when I heard this conversation going on between Alvin, Girlie and Jekjek.

GIRLIE: Napaka-over protective mo talaga Koya. Paano na kung nagasawa yan si Anika?

ALVIN: Pagnag-asawa yang si Anika, sa amin titira yan.

I shouted from inside the toilet..

ME: HINDI KO PAPATIRAHIN SA BAHAY KO YANG ASAWA NG ANAK MO NOH! ANO SIYA SINUWERTE?!

ALVIN: Di pa ako tapos.

ALVIN: Si Anika titira sa bahay natin pero yung asawa niya sa ibang bahay titira.

GIRLIE: Ano kaya yun?!

Hahahaha!

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We were in our bedroom. My impacted tooth was hurting. 

ME: Anika, Nanay can't carry you muna ha? Sakit tooth ko eh.

And then I went down to drink Mephanamic. Then suddenly, Anika started shouting from the top of our stairs.

ANIKA: Nanay! Eking! Eking!

ME: Ano anak?

ANIKA: Eking ikaw! Eking!

ME: What anak?!

ANIKA: Eking!

Lekat di ko magets!

Then suddenly, Girlie appeared behind Anika.

GIRLIE: Ate eking nga daw!

ME: Ano nga ang eking?!

GIRLIE: Eking. Yung masakit. Eking na ngipin.

Ah. Aching. Aching tooth amp.

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Alvin was assembling Anika's princess bed one night. We decided that she should have her own bed back because nasisikipan talaga kaming 3 sa bed namin. Jekjek went inside our room.

JEKJEK: Waw Anika! Frenses bed!!!

ALVIN: Sino si Francis?!

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Anika will be a flower girl to Alvin's cousin's wedding come November. We were informed that the measurement taking for Anika's gown will be next, next week daw. Alvin was making asar his cousin, Nessie, through Nessie's Facebook wall. With the help from me, he was enumerating yung mga conditions niya.

ALVIN: Nessie, pagkinuha niyo kasing flowergirl si Anika, may mga conditions ako. Dapat ang gown by Rajo lang. Styled by Liz Uy. Ang bag niya Louis Vuitton. Ang shoes Louboutin. Yung make up... Babe, sino ba yung magaling na nagmemake up.

ME: Si ano... Ah.. Sino nga ba yung make up artist ng Shu Uemura?

ALVIN: Ayoko ng mura. Nangaasar nga tayo eh. Yung mahal. Sino yung mahal?

Nakakaloka! Hahahaha!

Have a nice day guys!