WARNING: Some photos here might offend you. If you're that kind of person, go away now. Seriously.
Rated R
I have mentioned here in my blog, a couple of times, about my bridal shower. I wasn't able to blog about it way back in 2009 because well, when I'm done telling you the story, you'd understand why.
Faye (my maid of honor) together with Peachy (my matron of honor) and my girlfriends, threw me the most unforgettable bridal shower experience ever. I won't arrange anymore the pictures according to order ha. I'll just narrate it as it comes.
DATE: First week of September 2009 - two weeks shy before our wedding day
WHERE: Astoria Hotel (thanks to Arnaiz, we got discount on the room)
Before the guests arrived, I wasn't feeling well. As in, I was dizzy, nauseated and I kept on throwing up. I blamed it all on the wedding stress.
And then my ladies arrived. Nausea was still there but was placed in the backseat already. I was raring to go and parteee!!!
 |
| Alvin's cousins who came full force to my bridal shower. I'm wearing this tiny tiara with a veil, made for me by Faye and my Aunt Judith |
 |
The clay penis game. We were tasked to to mold the clay to the best looking penis ever.
From left: Mabel-now Mrs. Hofilena, Divine-now Mrs. Limqueco, Me, Bing-hopefully will change her surname soon, Vivian-now Mrs. dela Cruz and Elaine-my future sis-in-law. Who won nga again that night? |
 |
| Alvin's cousins not only came full force but also stayed until everyone else left. Also pictured here is June, the then girlfriend-now-fiance of Abbey, hubby's bestfriend. I so love these girls! |
 |
| All brides have to have that kind of picture, no? |
 |
Me with my tiara and veil. My hair was sooo long! I miss it! Sorry for looking ngarag. I think I just came out here from the toilet to puke again. Faye and Tita Judith decorated the place. See the cute red balloons on the floor? =)
Outfit: Dress from Mango |
 |
The He-Man drawn by Vivian which we used to play the bastos version of pin the tail on the donkey.
Left to right: Nessie-cousin of alvin, Mia-one of my bridesmaids, me and Ai-one of my secondary sponsors. |
 |
All of us in a photo op with Ramon a.k.a. LONGGA DOG. He looks harmless here diba? See everyone's smiles? Di niyo lang alam pinagdaanan nila mga 10 minutes ago when Ramos was not wearing those clothes!
Why the alias LONGGADOG?!
I guess you have an idea na why. But lemme tell you. Get that idea of yours, then multiply it by 5!!! THAT my friends was Longga dog from that night. Bow. |
 |
| My cake. |
 |
| That's one huge ------!!!! |
 |
| Well, the cake above was nothing to what Ramon the Longgadog had in store for us!!! This was the first part of his 5 dance numbers. |
 |
Ramon in action!!! I was shouting, MAMAAAAAA!!!!
See my legs?!?!? |
 |
My dear friends during the breaktime when Ramon would change his costume. Thanks so much Victor for recommending him to us!!!
|
 |
| AYAN NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
 |
| ETO PAAAAAA!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! |
I wanted to post more pictures like what happened after the picture above, but I don't think you can stomach it anymore. Haha!
All in all, although most of my lady friends were traumatized out of their lives, we all had fun. Yea, I kept on throwing up every 20 minutes that night but whenever Ramon goes out, my girlfriends' shrieks and begging for Ramon to leave them alone made me laugh till tears were coming out of my eyes. Hay! I'll never ever forget that night.
I don't know if I said this already and I may be one and half years late but I just wanna say super duper thank you for everyone who came. Thanks so much to Faye, Tita Judith, Elaine and Peachy for the effort! Thank you for making my last day as a bachelorette an unforgettable one!
Prologue:
The next day, we found out I was seven weeks pregnant already!!! That explained my nausea. Akala ko it was because of the stripper lang. haha! I wasn't able to blog about it anymore because for three whole months, I was nauseated. But I made sure I stored the memories from that night. I know time will come when I can re-tell it.
Haha!